agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via theqwibqwib)

Demons are humans who’s inner demons have won.

Amir Blumenfeld (If I Were You)

(Source: thoughtsfromthecornergirl)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via zabrak)

withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing
image

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

(via sherlockisamotherfuckingprincess)

(Source: leajon)

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

(via whoseimpalaisitanyway)

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via homemade-wagonwheel)